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I started that fight at the ballgame yesterday... I dropped that french-fry into the bullpen...

Why do McRibs only come out once a year for a month? Does it take 11 months to make these things or what? And what is a boneless rib sandwich anyway...? I thought ribs were bones...

You need to get a job and stick with it...Hell, I started out as a lab rat...

You know...I've been thinking...Once we get a TV stand I might go back to school, study law and run for Senator...Once we get a TV stand...

And don't come back unless you're willing to take crap and be paid crap!

All of man's problems would be solved if we would just turn back into monkeys...

From now on the only snake you listen to is hiding behind my figleaf...Got it?

Just got back from Earth...Whatta bunch of morons...

Someone should have told George Bush how hard it is to get a sword out of a rock...

I don't suppose you have the money you owe me...?I wouldn't ask but the bus is coming...

Uh-oh, I think the condom slipped off...

Art Police...this silo looks entirely too much like an aroused sun bather for public consumption sir...unless you are willing to make the silo flacid we will have to destroy it...

Crap, I forgot to turn off the coffee maker...

None of my other friends eat dinner together and watch Lassie movies...Are we dysfunctional? Oh God...we're not Christian are we?

You need to destroy it before it's too late...

Honey, now that the kids are out of the house I think we should seriously consider a murder suicide pact...

What does bi-sexual mean?

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Mikey Mikey Mikey...You've been working on that same damn ceiling for weeks now...We got carpet to put down, a sink to install...